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drunk pissing

the act of, after having passed out drunk, rising up and wandering around half conscious, and finally urinating, more often than not in an incredibly absurd location that you somehow have imagined is the toilet.
Witness: "get a little tipsy last night?"

Drunk pisser: "I guess so why?"

Witness: "I walked into the kitchen and found you drunk pissing in the refrigerator!"
by luciferous March 30, 2015
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Piss gesig

Piss gesig is an afrikaans word generaly used to descibe someone that is not very much liked,dumb, irritating and they smell funky
Translation in english Piss Face
Johan is a Piss gesig
Bush is the ultimate Piss Gesig.
Henry use to be a piss gesig now he is just a fat fuck that is to lazy to get an erection.
by ma se tjops October 18, 2008
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Piss Clown

A clown with gigantic balls.
I'm saying GIGANTIC. He hops on them because they're squishy and bouncy, and he often gets hurt badly due to jumping off of high cliffs.
He's got a small penis, however.
So small that he can't even pee out of it.
Instead, he must cut his balls open to let the piss out, hence his name; Piss Clown.
He has a variety of different locations, and he lives on a diet of balloons, boogers, and piss.
He stands at 4'3, but his balls are over 6 ft tall.
He's attracted to men especially, who can piss all over him and give him secret powers.
If you see the piss clown, watch out, because he may force you to piss on his balls.
"Aye man is that the piss clown?"
"It-It seems he is aagh- he's jerking off my penis!!!!"
*Piss clown talks in a Spanish accent for some reason*
"Aye señor. I'mma drink all ur cum mWAHHAEHSJAK"
by Bawks Sonic July 20, 2021
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choke piss

Something my Dad does in the bathroom when he goes pee.
Dad: piss *stop* piss *stop* pissss *stop*
Me: wtf.. Why does he always do a choke piss?
by chinchilla_chalupa September 30, 2013
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pissed mist

A general feeling of mass anger, malaise, or depression that simultaneously affects everyone in a room, dwelling, or community.

Alternatively spelled "pissedmist"
Everyone's depressed today, must be some sort of pissed mist going around.
by Mod Eschar July 11, 2022
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pitty piss

Going to the bathroom with someone just because you feel sorry for them.
When the new girl comes to school and thinks it's cute to ask a group of girls to accompany her to the john. This is probably the most common example of the pitty piss.
by yourexbff September 30, 2009
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drippy piss

drippy piss also known as dp or dyss. no comfortable with the word piss? instead say “drippy yellow strong scent 🙀🙏”
definition: another word of saying drippy piss.

example: damn this drippy yellow strong scent be hitting diff 😟☝️
by urdaddyn January 23, 2021
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