Hook

A word used in Louisiana that means fighting.

Waddam bitch? you tryna hook sum?

by MRbangman February 16, 2020

Hook Up

To meet someone, get together with a friend.

Hey, let's hook up later and have dinner. I'm hooking up with some friends later to see a movie.

by Dotanairy January 22, 2020

Booger hook

When you pick someone’s nose and then proceed to shove your finger in their mouth. If you do it with two fingers in both nostrils and stick both in the mouth, it is called a double booger hook.

“Yea, I was messing around w this strange girl from the gym and I booger hooked her”

“No way, bro! That’s epic!”

by Dbas June 11, 2021

Hook-slant

One of Japanese and Polish origin who possesses the defining quality of both races: IE a hook nose and slanted eyes.

Because Johnny's nose is so fucking huse, and he cant see when he smiles, he is a hook-slant...

by Deleena24 April 8, 2003

Chairman’s Hook

When a couple are having doggy style sexual intercourse and the person from behind inserts their thumb into the anus and hooks the other towards them during the thrusting motion to provide extra penetration on the inward thrust and assert a power dominance

He gave her the chairman’s hook. Really took the shine off the end and needed polishing afterwards

by Skyblueforever June 7, 2025

Hook

Penis with an extreme curve.

I got a 10-inch hook that will hit your g-spot like a bullseye !

by CQuuen7 September 12, 2020

Captain Hook

a man, woman, shemale, tranny, or dog with a really curved penis, like Captain Hook's hand

When he pulled down his pants to initiate intercourse, she realized that he has a captain hook, thus had to turn 90 degrees to have sex.

by the rage March 28, 2015