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*Shoulder their cross

*Do what I say. It literally just means "Do what I say"
Der Führer JeepJorp "Well, that depends on how many people are willing to *Shoulder their cross (Do what I say) and busy themselves with trivial nonsense while I DER FÜHRER JEEPJORP HAVE ALL THE CONTROL! AND ALL THE MONEY! I'LL HAVE ALL THE CURATED CONVERSATIONS! AND PEOPLE WILL THINK HOW I TELL THEM TO THINK! AND IF THEY DON'T... I'LL TAKE EVERYTHING FROM THEM! I'M SAVING THEM! I'M SAVING THEM FROM THE POST-MODERNIST NEO-MARXISTS! I'M SAVING THEM ALL!!!"
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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crossed pipe-hawk

A Special Operations Paratrooper that is skilled in finessing local indigenous people into doing their bidding. A skilled negotiator and mediator that sometimes operates in the grey area between right and wrong (morally).
“Those hajis were crossed pipe hawked into fighting the taliban goat fuckers in Nagahan.” “The Soldier with the crossed pipe-hawk insignia bangs chicks named Amber”. “The crossed pipe-hawk is what Lewis and Clark used for their expeditionary symbol.”
by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024
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throwing crosses

Setting somebody up for something a group of friends might be doing illegally, of course. Double crossing or triple crossing. A real snake move. Will likely get you killed in most cases.
Hey D, where Mike at? Man Mike gone he got caught throwing crosses by being with them other dudes on the South side.
by DC81 April 17, 2024
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gee cross

full of stuck up twats 80% are overweight.

just a place in hyde
wannabe upper class, sad cunts
where you from?,,,,, “gee cross”,,, leave it at that you fat muppet
by shithairline April 24, 2024
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spread eagle cross the block

Made popular by the death grips song under the same name
meaning in skateboarding to land and do the splits (spread eagle), causing your junk to smash against the ground "cross the block"
also can be used to describe a slut opening her legs "spread eagle" for anyone in the area "cross the block"
skater dude 1 "yo bro you saw that dumbass crash balls first onto that rainbow rail?"
Skater dude 2 "yeah man spread eagle cross the block type shit"
by Cotardsyndromer April 27, 2024
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Criss-Cross Mammal Sauce

When two men next to each other simultaneously jerk each other off with their arms crossed over one another.
Bro, neither of us have gotten laid in a while. Want to criss-cross mammal sauce?
by Truxtin May 2, 2024
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Cross Drop

The act of finishing a shit in a different bathroom than you started.
Isaac took a shit in the main bathroom, and then looked over and realized there was no toliet paper. He then scurried down to the bathroom in the basement in order to wipe. Isaac took a cross drop!
by Janny478 May 19, 2024
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