When you have sex with your first person who is a member of AEA/Actor's Equity Association you get your "sex-quity card"
by infiniteache May 20, 2010
Get the Sex-quity Cardmug. by iiHxrbie November 23, 2021
Get the Cards Against Humanitymug. Money but you can only spend it on fuckass woollen carpets from ‘Home Solutions’. Don’t be a retard, put money in the fucking card.
Person 1: What did you get me for my birthday?
Person 2: Some gift cards for woollen carpets
Person 1: Boy, fuck you! You smelly shit licking bastard! Just give me normal fucking money!
Person 2: Some gift cards for woollen carpets
Person 1: Boy, fuck you! You smelly shit licking bastard! Just give me normal fucking money!
by Mr. Horny Dinosaur September 28, 2025
Get the Gift cardsmug. When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.
Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.
Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!
Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!
Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!
Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!
Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!
Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!
by H. Peralta November 11, 2012
Get the Pulling the Tard Cardmug. On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.
by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019
Get the National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Daymug. by Mosher kid February 6, 2021
Get the Credit Card Slotmug. The Awesomest Flippin set of cards since yugioh and pokemon . One pack is received for every $20 spent at woolworths in Australia. during the Christmas period of 2013 woolworths encouraged by the orgional series success they released a limited edition set of baby animal cards that went in a separate binder that hooked onto the front of the old and featured 36 "Baby animal" cards some "Baby" reprints and some all new.
Jesus man I just went and spent $2000 at woolworths and got 200 packs of aussie animal cards and a binder. Guess what I am still missing 1 card from both the orginal and baby animals .
by Sayaka Miki December 10, 2013
Get the aussie animal cardsmug.