John deere

They make the best farm equipment, Construction Equipment,and Forestry Equipment out there.

Nothing runs like a deere

Redneck from Medway, Maine: Lets go yard some big ol wood with the big ol john deere skidder

Look at thats 748 h John deere skidder she is big

by jim bob brown April 22, 2010

The John Lowman

When you have sex with a 350+ pound women and have the circulation cut off from the waste down.

Oh man, that dude pulled a John Lowman !

by Roomate May 2, 2004

drunk john

probably the most influential man of our time. not only can he outdrink almost any other man/woman, he's amazing in the sack.

"dude, that guy...drunk john...he must get all da ladies."

by scurrvyy January 19, 2005

John Smith

The name given to the top requested male whore in prison.

For two packs of smokes you can get John Smith.

by Rob Aldridge February 27, 2007

John Gardner

Loved by many, respected by most. Not quite the leading man but important enough to not get killed in a horror movie. Comic relief in tense situations, and the word of reason in the midst of chaos. The one you want on your side when you are in trouble. An infectious laugh or an upbeat tune can often be heard coming from his direction. A shoulder to cry on. The big brother. The teddy bear. The warrior. The friend everyone wishes they had. John Gardner is one of a kind.

I wish I had someone like John Gardner in my life. He would make things so much better.

by Jamaica John February 3, 2010

The nazi john

The act of gracefully having anal sex with a woman after she has vomited.

The chosen woman, can be eased in with a McDonalds happy meal, if you so decide.

I bought her a happy meal, 15 minutes later she was puking and I have my dick in her ass. I right nazi john'd her, she wont be walking for a week.

I told the lads down the pub, they were impressed and appalled I'd given her the nazi john.

by PANTONEX October 28, 2010

John Adams

Under rated and under appreciated near great president between George Washington and Thomas Jefferson. Adams was an honest and brillant president who established the American Navy and resisted attempts by partisians to push the young Republic into an unnecessary war. Putting integrity over politics, Adams kept many of the previous administrations appointments to the cabinet and other government offices. This proved to be a mistake as many of these officials mainted their loyality to Alexander Hamiltion and worked to undermine the Adams administration from with in. When Jefferson defeated Adams, in the election of 1800, it marked a peaceful transition of power. Something unheard of in most of the world at the time.

In recent years, historians have revised their view of John Adams.

by coloneljackmustard February 15, 2013