Carpet pants (adjective ) carpet pants is when you sit on a dirty carpet . Term created 2016 by Amanda . Example , "hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I don't want to get carpet pants. ". Nobody wAnts carpet pants trust me !
by itrainedlink October 5, 2016
Get the carpet pantsmug. (noun) A pants thief. One who steals pants by any means necessary. Rather be with wit, humor, charm or by whipping out his katana, the pants will be surrendered.
by PantsNinja February 8, 2015
Get the pants ninjamug. Spandex workout pants worn by women worn too tightly which unwittingly reveals the outline of their female genetalia
Check out the chick in the Stabucks line wearing the cameltoga pants. I think I'll have some cream with my coffee today
by Mickey Shingles July 25, 2015
Get the cameltoga pantsmug. A pair of skin-tight woman's jeans that reduce sperm count, often worn by male gays, emos, hipsters, and metalcore bandmembers who think they're hard and brutal. Vagina pants are possibly to blame for the decline in intelligence with the younger generation due to the tightness and heat cooking the spermcount autistic.
1. Robert Plant should be theo nly man ever allowed to wear vagina pants.
2. Avenged Sevenfold are a bunch of vagina pants wearing homosexuals who think they're hard and metal.
2. Avenged Sevenfold are a bunch of vagina pants wearing homosexuals who think they're hard and metal.
by Lord_Averock March 22, 2016
Get the vagina pantsmug. by Bill Anstead January 18, 2020
Get the Stinky Pantsmug. When someone's pants are said to be steaming, either through having shit themselves or through being phenominally attractive.
by CapitateEdd February 4, 2012
Get the Steamy pantsmug. Guy 1: This is the worst idea you've ever had!
Guy 2: Nah, cheese pants was my worst, this is a close second.
Guy 2: Nah, cheese pants was my worst, this is a close second.
by GHRockotron3000 November 20, 2021
Get the Cheese Pantsmug.