the name Emily 

you are either a pick me piece of shit, you own 69 pop its, or your a really nice person named Emily... lol

"I hate my sister"
"why?"

"She has the name emily..."
*send prayers to his family*
"i'm so sorry brother

the name Emily by Mary deez nuts November 28, 2021

pre-felonated first name 

usually an afro-centric first name destined to turn a young woman or man into a convicted felon. It's destined at birth that once given a name such as "DiAmante', DaQuill, DeShawn,DeQuan, Rafique etc that the person will grow up into a burden to society.

DeShawn's mother had difficult time remembering whose father was paternal to which child so she decided for DeShawn to name him "of Shawn' fro the latin "de" so she could get the poo-poo to arrest any of the baby fathers who don't pay. Thus poor little DeShawn has a pre-felonated first name. Like daddy is a no good criminal thus son is pre-felonated to follow in his foot steps.

pre-felonated first name by jayskind1 May 14, 2016

Obama’s last name 

There are many assumptional last names for the former president of the United States of America, Mr. Obama. It is a “controversial” meme that is quite funny, in my opinion.

Some guy that is genuinely curious: Hello there, I have a question. What is Obama’s last name?
The whole internet:

*breathes in*
That curious guy:
😳🚶 ♂️

Obama’s last name by bigsmallbrain October 7, 2019

Covid 19 Name Poll 

A poll taken to give the Coronavirus Pandemic a name for the history books.

The Covid 19 Name Poll: 1} The Great Corona Virus Pandemic of 2020 2} The Covid 19 Fiasco 3} Trump's "Democratic Hoax" Virus or 4} The Infamous Corona Beer Killer Please choose one of the above names as the official name of the corona virus for the history books of future students. Please mail your pick to Melania Trump @ 935 Pennsylvania AV Washington DC 20535 Mrs. Trump will count the votes and pick the winner on August 18 2020.

Covid 19 Name Poll by Donald Cowboy Cerrone April 7, 2020

Author's Name 

Author's name is a sweet/hot/handsome/cool/edgy/awesome boy/girl who luvs you forever and is smart/intelligent and handsome/beautiful and he/she is sweet/awesome so cool :D :D :D.

Sinclair McJohn the Second (author's name)

If someone is sweet, hot, handsome, cool, and awesome and has a massive cock and sexy then they are a Sinclair McJohn the Second.

Author's Name by A Kawaii fluffy dog ^w^ April 25, 2020

Olivia trinity bitchass long name mccluvin 

hoe ass bitch can't even read.

u see that hoe ass bitch, Olivia trinity bitchass long name mccluvin? she can't read

Olivia trinity bitchass long name mccluvin by yeehawchild420 April 30, 2020

Dick by name dick by nature 

The famous saying of one Michael Dickens

Those Dickens boys are dick by name dick by nature

Dick by name dick by nature by Von hindumberg August 16, 2020