sleepy moosepower

moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in canada and parts of the united states where moose were commonly found.

1 moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)

Sometimes moose get sleepy
1 sleepy moosepower (SMP)= .5 Horsepower (HP)

Wow that boat's engine is about 50 Sleepy Moosepower

Holy moly 50 SMP's is quite a lot!

by freyjahandseb April 18, 2018

Chocolate moose

What ladies get from wiping back to front.

Always wipe front to back or you'll end up with a chocolate moose .

by Trandle man January 25, 2018

Chocolate Moose

When you take a shit and then sit on their face.

MasterDongsdaman: Coltsdaman, did you just take a shit?
Coltsdaman: Yes
MasterDongsdaman: Good. Sit on my face. I'm ready for that chocolate moose

by sexybigboi69 June 5, 2018

ya moose

Apple in Spanish

I want a ya moose

by Boi!! May 9, 2018

Decaying Moose

An older woman who dislikes children and in return verbally disciplined them with crude insults

She’s a Decaying Moose - Moose Bag!

by Mrs.Moose July 28, 2018

Big Moose

Canadian term for "Big Mood"

Yo, that's totally Big moose , ay

by CreatorOfBigMoose September 19, 2018

john moose

John MOOSE

JOHN MOOSE

by Flaming cheese November 27, 2018