foul and a miss

A phrase one utters ( in the style of a snooker referee) when hearing a particularly loud trouser cough

Example

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

by Tito Watts November 21, 2021

One Missed Call

A terrible horror movie that made penguinz0 traumatised as a child.

“Damn bro One Missed Call fucking sucked”

by CLONKCLINKAAAAAA December 16, 2021

Hit or miss

I guess they never miss huh?

Hit or miss?

by Boopl February 7, 2019

Miss Hulme

A PE teacher who looks like one of the elves in “Authur Christmas” and locks her pupils out of their form room

Oh crap Miss Hulme’s there

by An iPhone user February 1, 2019

Miss-hole

A woman's vagina, or any orifice on a female presenting person.

Hannah's miss-hole was itchy but she was embarrassed by the idea of scratching it on the crowded bus.

by Cletus Felix November 25, 2019

missed the joke

(joke here)
OMG BRUH IM FUCKING CANCELLING YOU

He missed the joke

by browniesarecool January 1, 2024

little miss cranky pants

Someone who is wearing Metaphorical pants that make them cranky

Lauren is a Little Miss Cranky Pants.

by FredrickHufflepuffBitch June 27, 2014