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Woke mind virus Noah hooser

The woke mind virus has infected us all.I need help.Noah hooser is touching me.
Noah is infected with the Woke mind virus Noah hooser. He won’t stop touching me.
by Cumlover42069 February 19, 2024
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the inner machinations of my mind

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
by anguslazy November 24, 2024
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Mind-Stalker

An absolute douchenozzle whom possesses the ability to know what you are about to think, before you think it yourself. They will always be a complete Harishan about it and deny you of your time of glory.
Bro: Dude, I literally just thought of the funniest joke ever!

Mind-Stalker: I know you did, and I didn't laugh.

Bro: o_O... what a mind-stalker of Harishan decendance.
by Southern Fried Chicken July 18, 2011
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Mind your business

You don't agree with what I'm saying or kissing my ass so you don't get to have a opinion or speak about it.
Dumb chick : he cheated on me for the 78th time...should i give him another chance

Other dumb chicks : yaaaaas girl he will change

Dumb chick : thanks for the support queens

Someone wise : you should of been left him

Dumb chick : mind your business
by The Mysterious 1 December 11, 2022
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Do you mind

Do you mind if I smoke here?
by jinhobrine June 10, 2017
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Mind Wank

When you need a wank but have no access to the internet or visuaL stimulation like magazines etc, as a last resort you have to your imagination and picture a girl or famous person who find hot to wank over
I had no wi-fi or data on my phone, I don't own any titty mags as its 2025 not 1985. I will have to hsave a mind wank and think about that waitress who served me the other day
by L892 August 20, 2025
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feeble drug infested mind

One who thinks that they can handle the drugs they are consuming when in fact their life is totally unmanageable and their thinking distorted , and totally clueless yet still consuming drugs as if they have nothing to do with their mental state.
Look at that dumb bitch she thinks she can run things with her feeble drug infested mind (fdim).
by Dutch mutter December 27, 2016
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