Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

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landing primo

when you land on the side of your board

The beginner will be landing primo on this next trick.

by leahim September 8, 2025

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If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

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Fastest Land Animal

A Cheetah (cheat-ah/cheater)

Guy 1: Hey dude where's your girl friend?
Guy 2: we broke up, I slept with another girl.
Guy 1: woah Your the fastest land animal

by Losahighus August 10, 2019

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Defuncted land

Any old.abandoned site. To include amusement parks.abandoned malls
In some cases even entire neighborhoods. Times beach.mo. would be an example of this.

I went to the abandoned rock a holla water park in newberry springs (ca) definitely defuncted land!

by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021

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Jealous Weasel. Piss Ant. Scammer. Scumbag. A person who undermines honest hardworking people, that have excelled far beyond his capacity, to appease his inadequacy by providing misleading and dishonest information about his peers

Precision Land Leveling pretends he provides agricultural services when really he’s just a bonus fide landscaper.

by Precision Land Leveling Sucks! August 7, 2021

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