a male who suffers from limp dick syndrome
Girl#1: Hey Lady, howd'it go with the guy you hooked up with the other night?
Girl#2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours of him trying to get it up. I just couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.
Girl#2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours of him trying to get it up. I just couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.
by RedXSadist April 12, 2019
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1. British Military slang for a person who did something stupid that resulted in the delay or cancellation of something important. Also known as a space cadet in some circles.
Dave: 'Shit I forgot my passport. Its at home 500 miles away'
Tony: 'Now we will miss our flight!'
Dave 'I know, I'm a complete Spaco Johnson!'
Tony: 'Now we will miss our flight!'
Dave 'I know, I'm a complete Spaco Johnson!'
by captianstabber May 20, 2014
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"Hey, isn't that your man Hayes Johnson?", Person 1
"Hell yeah!!!", Person 2
"Then go get him!!!!", Person 1
"Hell yeah!!!", Person 2
"Then go get him!!!!", Person 1
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Get the Reece Johnson mug.When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.
Wayne- “when I was at camp they pulled a Carson Johnson on me”
Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”
Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”
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