creamy jizz baby

a baby that your mom shit out of her ass that was recently filled with 12 gallons of black semen and then after the baby is out he proceeds to eat the cum then the dad comes back and eats the chocolate cum covered baby

i love creamy jizz baby cause my dad gave me one

by dirty jizz baby May 5, 2022

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jizz at first sight

refers to love at first sight. jizz at first sight means that you jizz in first sight of looking at a girl who is attractive or a girl who can get you turned on

i saw this girl in hotters the other day and i jizz at first sight

by mrpopcornman November 30, 2010

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Minotaurian Flaming Jizz

When a minotaur wizard becomes excited in an encounter, and unleashes a load of cum with fire like properties. Nothing can survive it.

After the Spider Necromancer delivered a crushing blow to the company's Cleric, Big Trev avenged the injury by unleashing his Minotaurian Flaming Jizz.

by Dazelda October 13, 2011

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Jizz 'N' Run

When you are doing a girl in the pussy and you are about to jizz, you jizz then get the hell out of there and she will never know what hit her.

Dude, I was totally doing this hot ass blonde last night. She had the tightest pussy and said she didn't want to get pregnant and I didn't want any trouble so i pulled a Jizz 'N' Run!

by Jacob/Gaurav March 16, 2008

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pink elephant jizz

satan

pink elephant jizz is the work of satan

by Elephantslayer69 October 31, 2013

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Sweaty Jizz Farmer

Somebody who refers to Gardening in their excuse for not wanting to leave the house.

*on phone*
John: Hey you coming out today?
George: No sorry I need to help my dad mow the lawn.
John: Stop being such a Sweaty Jizz Farmer and come out.

by AfroBurglar April 30, 2009

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