stiff jerky

Another word for a erect penis

Hey why do I have a stiff jerky

by Yee yee skee February 11, 2018

lerky jerky

Lerky jerky is when a dick is floppy or not hard, unattractive right?

Girl1: he had a lerky jerky last night, it was not attractive at all.

Girl2: ewwwey

by Miyah G. May 28, 2018

Huckleberry Jerry

You get this when you dip a Jerry in a tub of huckleberry jelly.

My Huckleberry Jerry was not cooperating today when I told him to lay on my toast.

by Captain_Ferret June 1, 2018

Beef Jerky

When your girl is giving you a handy and then bites the tip of your dick right as you cum.

My girl gave me beef jerky yesterday and now my dick hurts.

by LOTSO THE BEAR June 3, 2018

Tanque-Jerry

When you have a mixed shot of Tanqueray and Sailor Jerry and bust a nut on the first person you see, regardless of age, disability or race.

Pedro: What's the plan tonight peeps?
Langerz: Not sure mate, could go for a swift one.
Obarz: Nah boys, we're going for Tanque-Jerry's tonight.
Orivia: What's a Tan...
ALL: FUCK YEEEEEEEE
*all males proceed to engage in harmonious chant*

by tsaltsal June 5, 2018

Stop Jerry

Ugh there is all always that friend named "Jerry" but at school they call him "Big dick Jerry". Big dick Jerry will not shut up like, get a life with your big ass penis like no one cares. Plus he always steals all of mine-coins things like stop Big dick Jerry.

1; Stop Jerry
2; Oh that dick..?
1; yeah
3 (Jerry); Hey guys have you ever-
2; oh my god sto-
3; climbed a mountain on that minecraft world..?

1; *Checks Minecraft account* wait those were my coins-
2; Big dick Jerry all ready left.

by llama-chan / lnfo - chan June 11, 2018

fish jerky

The smelly snatch of an old hooker

Goddamn cleetus did you actually eat that fish jerky?!

by dickGlitter March 31, 2018