Happy Factory

The genital area. Applies to all sexes.

The DMV rejected my birth certificate; I want to kick the clerk in the happy factory.

by Dodger of Zion July 17, 2011

Happy T

Happy Thursday. It originated in Taft Avenue in Manila Philippines.

hey it's happy thursday! let's go drink!!

by gimmebeer November 6, 2017

Happy V.D.

venereal disease,(V.D.) is realy bad idea for a valentines card

"My boyfriend gave me a card that said 'Happy V.D.' Im going to get my self checked."

by LOLZER828 February 13, 2009

happy birthday

When your wife: (1) after a few alcoholic beverages picks up a hot horny brunettebabe with a nice ass and brings her back to your hotel room for some good times (which include you), and 2) doesn't bust your balls the next day over it. Note:(Strippers are often an integral part of a Happy Birthday)

"My wife loves me so much, she made sure I had a Happy Birthday this year"; or
"Let me know if I'm going to have a Happy Birthday - I'll make sure I bring Viagra/Cyalis/Levitra."

by Lou K. Mades April 15, 2006

happy dad

A shitty name for a shitty seltzer

Hey bro pass me a happy dad.
That’s kinda sus

by Hoodparents June 26, 2021

Happy Ending

An expression for having sex at the end of a date.

After dinner and the movies and making out in the car in front of the house, Brie Ann invited Tyrone up to her bedroom for a happy ending. Having sex was the happy ending for the date.

by Richard Black December 28, 2010

happy trail

a line of hair usually starting at the belly button that leads down to the genital areas, it also helps to guide blind peoplez of the 20th century down to the genital areas.

blind dude:if it wasnt for that chicks happy trail i couldnt have finger banged her while she was knocked out.

by hala balooga March 27, 2008