When one person gives another a high five, after having just wiped his sweaty balls with the same hand, unknown the the receiving person.
by RITguy July 9, 2010
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“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*
by A helpful Gay August 30, 2020
Get the Five-pronged condom mug.Person 1: I just won the lottery!
Person 2: Dude! That's awesome, punch high-five!
*High five*
Person 2: You're too slow, you punched my palm!
Person 2: Dude! That's awesome, punch high-five!
*High five*
Person 2: You're too slow, you punched my palm!
by Wellmanator March 7, 2009
Get the Punch High-Five mug.by Damienomics May 31, 2014
Get the mah fave five mug.Slang term for throwing someone out of a high window in an attempt to kill them, or defenestration. Originates from Tom Francis' game Gunpoint, where one of the protagonist's main methods of defeating his adversaries is shoving them out windows. There is also a track in the game's soundtrack entitled "The Five-Floor Goodbye", which was composed by Ryan Ike.
Gangster 1: "Did you hear the news? Johnny tried getting a raise from the boss and ended up getting the five-floor goodbye."
Gangster 2: "Damn. Hope I'm not the one that get's stuck cleaning the mess."
Gangster 2: "Damn. Hope I'm not the one that get's stuck cleaning the mess."
by NobleGryphon October 10, 2016
Get the The Five-Floor Goodbye mug.John F. Kennedy: For time and the world do not stand still. Change is the law of life. And those who look only into the past or the present are certain to miss the future.
John F. Kennedy: I said, 'are certain to miss the future'!
Fidel Castro: laughs Coño... I missed that.
Robert McNamara: Prime Minister Castro, this missile crisis was the last straw. We almost blew ourselves up. Now we invited you here today...
John F. Kennedy: In good faith!
Robert McNamara: ... in good faith, to sort this thing out.
Fidel Castro: (pointing at Nixon) And why is he here? He lost!
John F. Kennedy: As I always say, forgive your enemies, but remember their names. Now gentlemen, as I like to think, in the long history of the world, that there are only a few generations...
Richard Nixon: (looking frantic and ducking) Sounds like someone breaking in...
John F. Kennedy: Just the storm, Dick. Sit down.
(zombies break in)
Richard Nixon: Oh my God!
Robert McNamara: It appears the Pentagon has been breached.
John F. Kennedy: Zombies. Gentlemen, at times like these our capacity to retaliate must be and has to be massive, to deter all forms of aggression.
John F. Kennedy: Gentlemen, lock and load!
Fidel Castro: Viva la Revolution.
Robert McNamera: Any last words, Mr. President?
Richard Nixon: Yes Jack, any superlative words of inspiration for your humble troops?
John F. Kennedy: Do not pray for easy lives, my friends. Pray to be stronger men.
John F. Kennedy: I said, 'are certain to miss the future'!
Fidel Castro: laughs Coño... I missed that.
Robert McNamara: Prime Minister Castro, this missile crisis was the last straw. We almost blew ourselves up. Now we invited you here today...
John F. Kennedy: In good faith!
Robert McNamara: ... in good faith, to sort this thing out.
Fidel Castro: (pointing at Nixon) And why is he here? He lost!
John F. Kennedy: As I always say, forgive your enemies, but remember their names. Now gentlemen, as I like to think, in the long history of the world, that there are only a few generations...
Richard Nixon: (looking frantic and ducking) Sounds like someone breaking in...
John F. Kennedy: Just the storm, Dick. Sit down.
(zombies break in)
Richard Nixon: Oh my God!
Robert McNamara: It appears the Pentagon has been breached.
John F. Kennedy: Zombies. Gentlemen, at times like these our capacity to retaliate must be and has to be massive, to deter all forms of aggression.
John F. Kennedy: Gentlemen, lock and load!
Fidel Castro: Viva la Revolution.
Robert McNamera: Any last words, Mr. President?
Richard Nixon: Yes Jack, any superlative words of inspiration for your humble troops?
John F. Kennedy: Do not pray for easy lives, my friends. Pray to be stronger men.
by T.A.D.E member October 8, 2020
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by LonePooper May 4, 2018
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