Five-pronged condom

Synonymous with Latex/disposable gloves. Primary use during Covid-19 epidemic

“Aren’t you gonna sanitise before touching that door-handle?”
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*

by A helpful Gay August 30, 2020

Punch High-Five

Pretending to "bump fists" and then opening your palm up at the last second to high-five eachother.

Person 1: I just won the lottery!

Person 2: Dude! That's awesome, punch high-five!

*High five*

Person 2: You're too slow, you punched my palm!

by Wellmanator March 7, 2009

Five o'clock vagadow

A normally shaved bush that's gone to sand-paper status, giving her "lady parts" a "five o'clock shadow" effect. Either 2 or more days unshaven in the vagina region.

Sandy wanted sleep with this man desperately but she hadn't shaved down there in days and thought that her five o'clock vagadow would turn him off forever.

by Whyitsmama July 15, 2015

mah fave five

Term used by Booker T to express his inclinations about his favorite five things.

"Those right there are mah fave five wrestlers."

by Damienomics May 31, 2014

The Five-Floor Goodbye

Slang term for throwing someone out of a high window in an attempt to kill them, or defenestration. Originates from Tom Francis' game Gunpoint, where one of the protagonist's main methods of defeating his adversaries is shoving them out windows. There is also a track in the game's soundtrack entitled "The Five-Floor Goodbye", which was composed by Ryan Ike.

Gangster 1: "Did you hear the news? Johnny tried getting a raise from the boss and ended up getting the five-floor goodbye."

Gangster 2: "Damn. Hope I'm not the one that get's stuck cleaning the mess."

by NobleGryphon October 10, 2016

Bo1 zombies FIVE

John F. Kennedy: For time and the world do not stand still. Change is the law of life. And those who look only into the past or the present are certain to miss the future.
John F. Kennedy: I said, 'are certain to miss the future'!
Fidel Castro: laughs Coño... I missed that.
Robert McNamara: Prime Minister Castro, this missile crisis was the last straw. We almost blew ourselves up. Now we invited you here today...
John F. Kennedy: In good faith!
Robert McNamara: ... in good faith, to sort this thing out.
Fidel Castro: (pointing at Nixon) And why is he here? He lost!
John F. Kennedy: As I always say, forgive your enemies, but remember their names. Now gentlemen, as I like to think, in the long history of the world, that there are only a few generations...
Richard Nixon: (looking frantic and ducking) Sounds like someone breaking in...
John F. Kennedy: Just the storm, Dick. Sit down.
(zombies break in)
Richard Nixon: Oh my God!
Robert McNamara: It appears the Pentagon has been breached.
John F. Kennedy: Zombies. Gentlemen, at times like these our capacity to retaliate must be and has to be massive, to deter all forms of aggression.
John F. Kennedy: Gentlemen, lock and load!
Fidel Castro: Viva la Revolution.
Robert McNamera: Any last words, Mr. President?
Richard Nixon: Yes Jack, any superlative words of inspiration for your humble troops?
John F. Kennedy: Do not pray for easy lives, my friends. Pray to be stronger men.

You know that Bo1 zombies FIVE map?

Yes, the intro is epic

by T.A.D.E member October 8, 2020

Crispy High Five

A high five that is very intense, loud, and usually burns.
Can be given as a gift for a birthday, holiday, wedding, or any occasion. It can even be given at random!

I gave him a real nice crispy high five for his birthday.

by Phillipedoor July 15, 2016