fanny-felt

denotes a ladies front bottom, vaginal curtains or simply, pishflaps. OFTEN used in arguements between myself and 'annie'

Bianca, your fanny-felt needs a good dusting.

by Louise and Alison September 11, 2005

fanny jangle

A Glaswegian takeaway food consisting of half a portion of fish attached to half a slippery sausage.

Can I have fanny jangle and chips please.

by Stephen Marks March 7, 2007

fanny wopper

fat as pussy yeya like yea

can i please have a fanny wopper with some chips and a drink, biatch

by DaUsualCrew April 26, 2007

fanny webb

fanny webb has two meanings, the first being dirty sex juices that have been left and dried up.

the second meaning is, when a woman has not had any sexual activity for a while hence the webs in her vagina.

"oh fuck, i better fucking clean me up cause im dirty as shit... iv well got fanny webb."



"ever since i caught the aids all iv been getting down there is fanny webb"

by john abdhule October 29, 2008

Fanny Hooks

A mans fingers.

When lifting a large stone or piece of wood with others, "Here, get your fanny hooks around this."

by Yorkshire Pud February 16, 2009

Fancery

like fancy, except more ironical.

I really liked the fancery way you trashed up the buffet table with your corndog apertifs.

by stefaneechi March 27, 2009

Fanny Buffer

Someone proclaiming to be straight, but shows multiple signs of being homosexual. Signs include, but are not limited to: Touching of the genitalia, dry humping, proclaiming that other guys are hott (then immediately saying they're not gay), and unusual physical and emotional attachment to the fanny buffer's straight male friends, rather than a spouse or lover. Derived from the words Fanny, regarding the anus loving nature of the Fanny Buffer, and Buffer, regarding the futile attempt to show one is not homosexual, although "all signs point to yes".

Tim: Dude, why does Sage keep touching you inappropriately in the scrotum? I thought he said he was straight?
James: He's a Fanny Buffer. I don't care if he's gay but he'd better come out of the closet soon...He's not fooling anyone.

by Acer Adquireo June 8, 2009