chimpuales en el istafiate

animals in your brain...... similar mexican slang for ¨what the hell is up with you¨...... a crazy person
that guy has chimpuales en el istafiate, hes been jumping up and down since the morning
by mufasaman22 July 29, 2009
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Blumpkin El Bean Dip

Getting a normal blumpkin, but that chinese you ate earlier isn't sitting too well, and you let some nice wet shit out, and don't feel like wiping it off, so the bitch grabs a tortilla chip and scoops some shit to top off that chip.
Yo, man! You hear I got that Blumpkin El Bean dip last night? Mike's girlfriend luuuuuurrrrved it.
by Philpro September 02, 2011
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el capitan

DoD Legend, sex fiend of GNVQ
by Nicko January 20, 2004
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El Paso Snake Bite

While doing your girl doggy style, right before you spoog,pull out and bite her on the ass so hard as to pierce the flesh. As she turns around in surprise, spit the deadly venom from your one-eyed snake in her face and yell snake!!!
My girlfriend would not let me sppog in her face, so I pulled an El Paso Snake Bite!
by C,C & M May 27, 2006
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el asso vento

an ass hole. this came from spanish II with an unknown teacher. if they don't check your work, feel free to use this in place of normal answers.
there is no example needed fo' this. it is pretty self explanatory.
by Misty January 28, 2004
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el capitan gauchos

A school that everybody is jealous of
"God damn El Capitan gauchos beat us at everything."
by Conner014 November 04, 2013
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