donut blocker

Noun - Describes an individual who will proceed to stop or deny access to someone else's donuts, usually just because.
I was trying to open the pack of donuts in the store and he had the nerve to ask "Can't that wait?". He is such a Donut Blocker.
by RockabillyJ April 20, 2023
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donutism

a relegion where the person believes that the earth is a donut shape and that when god is bored he fucks the donut and when god comes it make humans.

humans are gods sperm or the icing on the donut

other things they believe
-global warming is an STI
-natural disasters happen when gods a little bit to aggresive

-we cant see it directly because men in black whipe are memories of it
that guy is believes in donutism
by pope donutist May 24, 2023
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lady donut

I can't wait to eat that lady donut!
by Scarbones March 01, 2016
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road donut

While driving a vehicle, elevating your rear end between the head rest and top of the seat, as your partner is in back seat and repeatedly tongue punches your donut hole until fully satisfied.
Lastnight I gave Joey the best road donut of his life! I had him howling the whole way home.
by Cuppy May 29, 2017
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Donut Scrotum

-Noun
A word to describe someone who is acting in a fucking idiotic manner.
by aleks henrold January 25, 2017
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Donut Whirle

A Donut Whirle is when you grab a miniature donut and put it on someone's ear and finger it.
I gave Joseph a Donut Whirle!
by Kystuma February 06, 2023
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Glazed Blueberry Donut

The sexual act of jerking off and while cumming jamming your cock through the hole of a blueberry donut presenting it for your sexual partner.
Brandon surprised me with a glazed blueberry donut for our anniversary last week.
by PeterBoner September 27, 2018
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