glory dong

When his dick so heavenly

Dude Ronny has glory dong

by knobbyKnacker May 22, 2016

talya fama llama ding dong dolan garrix

The biggest fangirl with the best sense of humour you will ever meet.

She's crazy over that DJ, she's such a Talya Fama Llama Ding Dong Dolan Garrix

by Lifithellama September 7, 2016

dong smuggler

A phrase referring to someone who shoots down ideas, poops on parties, or otherwise ruins a perfectly good conversation.

"Why, I quite enjoy this here chocolate bar that I have recently purchased!"

"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."

"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."

by Elton Dong August 28, 2016

Dong Blaster

Ejaculating in someone's face, with or without consent.

"Let's go Dong Blaster them and make them puke!" - from a Family Guy episode.

by Blames Johns August 5, 2016

Dirty dong byczek

A bisexual man with an unclean penis.

did you see Dirty Dong Byczek? He took on the Italian stallion.

by Heroman16 January 4, 2017

ding dong duster

A epic or very large mustache.

My god, look at that Ding dong duster.

by Kmccar91 January 14, 2017

Ding Dong Postbox

The act of knocking on a Syrian immigrants door and shitting through the hole in their burka

I ding dong postboxed ms hosseini last night the cheeky slag

by R0_gUE January 25, 2017