cutting muffins

Someone who is pretty gosh darn swell and multi-talented. A real righteous guy or neato gal. Similiar to the corny phrase all that and a bag of chips, but minus the sarcasm.

All too often confused with a euphanism for farting because of the common term cutting the cheese.

gal: "wow, you look so fine in those glasses and everything you say just puts me in stiches!"

guy: "yep. guess i'm really cutting muffins."

by RubyCarol June 21, 2011

Cut a cable

Take a dump, crap, to shit. Originated with Electricians, whose job includes cutting electrical cables.

We can leave in a minute, but first I have to cut a cable.

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Cut Grass

A code word for "gang bang"

Cut grass: "Me and the rest of the rowing team, really cut Cathy's grass while she was passed out at that party last night."

by Joe Elcomb September 27, 2018

cut throat

it's a fucking rouge , theif ,scum cunt , you daft twots

look that cut throat stole my bae bee

by Habibqaqe December 13, 2004

half cut

got a good buzz goin off da liqs you just pugged back but not fully crunk yet.

you know dat sizzurp got me half cut!

shiit, I be half cut off dat muddy cup.

by n-thugga May 21, 2006

Cut a rug

To perform oral sex on a woman with a bountiful bed of pubic hair on her nether region

He took her home to cut a rug

by Thebushhhhh July 28, 2012

Snyder Cut

noun.

1. An object that is blasphemous to the degree that the mere mention of its heretic nature would transfer people's consciousness to a magical realm where it can both be nonexistent and terrible simultaneously.

2. Something that has the potential to wake people up from a dream world but was hidden from them.

Yo man I smoked some snyder cut the other day and I feel like I lost my virginity.

by zhengyingli April 21, 2019