Chris Brown

V. - To violently beat your girlfriend to death and then immediately roll dice in a back alley with your homeboys.

Also see O.J. Simpson

-YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME!
-Woman, I would Chris Brown ur ass right now if I had 8 dollars.

by MightyMcGloin May 12, 2010

Chris Brown

To cause unreasonably severe physical and sometimes mental damage to a woman.

1. The stupid bitch wouldn't shut up, so i went Chris Brown all over her bitch ass.

2. He didn't just murder her, he Chris Browned her.

by helloitsthemartian November 22, 2009

Chris Brown

Young American R&B singer from Tappenhook.
Biggest hit songs include 'Run it' and 'With you'
Loved for his amazing lyrics, voice, dance moves
and killer looks.

Plus he is SO DAMN FINEEEEE.

Girl: I love Chris Brown! Talk about sexayyyy!!!
Boy: Meh, s'arite. Good songs.

by Kiran. . .x February 27, 2008

Crazy Chris

The steriotypical crazy flat mate who everyone thinks is a knob. Evidence that someone is a 'Crazy-Chris; is if they whout your name really loud every time they see you as if they havent seen you for ages, or if they smell really bad and steal your f**king cupboard space. If you live with a 'crazy-chris' it is advisable to sell him to the nearest welshman.

Chris: DAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
Dave: Fuck off crazy chris

by Stalingrad December 17, 2004

Chris Brown

(verb) to physically abuse a female

You hear about Mike? He Chris Brown'd his girlfriend.

by Milanoo February 20, 2009

Chris Brown

A lousy excuse for a person, a punk, pussy and a woman beater.

Chris Brown is such a loser for beating on a woman. He needs to disappear from the face of the Earth.

by rachelkatefan March 25, 2009

Chris Roberts

The hair found on or around an ass hole!

man he has so much Chris Roberts Down there!

by bldrocks August 28, 2008