Box of chocolates

When a white woman get DP'd by a few black guys...

Oh my gawd Becky look at my box of chocolates . There's so many of them!

by Charlieyoubitme April 23, 2018

chocolate thumb

To chocolate thumb someone is to place your hand in the 'thumb up' position and rest it on a seat next to you so that when a person sits down your thumb goes up their anus.

Penatration of the anus is unlikely when the victim is fully clothed, however not impossible.

F**k off Dave, you've chocolate thumbed me three times tonight!

by Matthew Iceton September 17, 2017

WHITE CHOCOLATE

A white man that has an unusually large dick.

Ryan VonGunten from akron is known as white chocolate.

by Truefactsaretrue October 2, 2017

Chocolate condom

The act of when you fuck someone in the ass and your dick is lightly layered with poo

George told me that Lacee gave him a chocolate condom last weekend when they did anal.

by Katie Ginger October 3, 2017

chocolate berlina

A plump round bun covered with chocolate, filled with delicious cream custard....

Babe is the bakery open? I'm popping down for a chocolate berlina....

by Bake her delight April 22, 2017

Chocolate River

The act of having a woman at the end of a pipe and letting your diarrhea fiercely shoot down the pipe either into her mouth or asshole depending on preference.

Guy 1:Yo last night I gave Selena a Chocolate River

Guy2:How'd it go?
Guy1:She wasn't expecting it

by HeavyDutyPretzelStick May 20, 2017

chocolate slide

The act of running your finger all the way down your significant others butt crack hitting the "chocolate slide" effect.

Hey Gerald ,have you ever given karina a chocolate slide? Gerald - yeah dude, never again ! I was out of work for four weeks straight with pink eye.

by MUDDERducky May 20, 2017