Canadian Seagulls 

A slang for the common animal 'Canadian Geese'

"Wow! Look at all those Canadian Seagulls"

Canadian Seagulls by TheDefinitionFox October 2, 2018

Canadian finger blaster 

when you go to tim hortons and order a extra large black coffee, pour the hot coffe into your girlfreinds vagina then fill the empty cup with moose shit and freeze it, then shove the Canadian finger blaster filled with frozen moose shit up your girfreinds asshole

man that canadian finger blaster made my girlfreind squirt last night

Canadian finger blaster by aheadbyacentury October 25, 2018

Canadian Necktie 

A necktie tied by someone else for you, especially a stranger.

Ralph: Are you wearing a tie?
Robert: Oh it's a Canadian Necktie, I have no idea how to tie these things.

Canadian Necktie by Carledo Beowulf November 11, 2018

Canadian Hippo 

Another word for the beaver is the Canadian hippo

*Mike and jay are hunting for elk and deer and approach a hilltop and see a beaver near his lodge*

Mike - jay look at the size of that beaver
Jay - wow that’s not a beaver!!!
Mike - yes it is... it looks like a hippo when it’s head is just above the water!
Jay - that’s so true
Mike - The Canadian Hippo

Canadian Hippo by OfficialJayJames November 16, 2018

Canadian FlapJack 

Giving a blowjob to a Canadian man that smells faintly of maple syrup.

“I went to Vancouver over spring break and gave a Canadian flapjack during a concert.”

Canadian FlapJack by TyrannicalPenguin November 30, 2018

Canadian nose job 

1) When your nose gets broken while playing hockey.

2) Euphemism for rough sexual encounter with a Canadian

1, 2) I should have given him 2 minutes in the penalty box for the Canadian nose job he gave me.

Canadian nose job by Oxford Hood December 17, 2018

Canadian Proposal 

As per Theo Von: "When you moon your buddy that is passed out in a chair."

Also know as a Canadian bar mitzvah.

I took a photo of Will Sasso giving his buddy a Canadian Proposal, and he didn't recognize his own asshole.

Canadian Proposal by cryptk33pr December 21, 2018