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Why did the Jews kill Christ

Did you figure it out Sam? You figure out why the Jews killed Christ?
Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"

Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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Why Is Everything on Here Related to Sex?

Why is everything on here related to sex is when u cum all over ur best gf's face & pussy whilst looking up random definitions on urban dictionary and finding out all of them relate to sex in some way, see also "the best nutjob ever"
guy 1: dude i Why Is Everything on Here Related to Sex? 'd Chad's slut last night
guy 2: bro ur fuckin dead
guy 1: wdym-
by completelyoriginalhandle123456 December 6, 2023
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why

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by le phonk January 15, 2021
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Why did I submit this?

Sometimes i Ask myself Why did I submit this?
by REAL_HAXX0R November 23, 2024
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why do you do

Why do you do- why do you take part it doing any type of actions. Why do you do things?

Person: i stole my neighbor's catto
Me: why do u do.
by Imlildurk2x June 23, 2018
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Why

1. the annoyingly and plainly obvious question people ask to get on your nerves

2. a genuine question somebody rarely uses and really means
Ellie threatened to kill her sister if she wouldn't stop asking why.
by St.The Person November 17, 2021
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Why it's christmas

You should use a condom because it's christmas. Why? Because ho ho ho. (used when explaining protected sex to teens)
I just had to give the talk to my son and tell him why it's Christmas.
by itsmenotjames December 7, 2024
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