Blow Job

It can be a wordplay or pun that relates to the jihadists.
Blow = explode
To blow up = to bomb something

Esha: I got a new job that will grant me 72 virgins with blue eyes and blonde hair in paradise. Guess what the job is called.
Mikhail: Blow job, it's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: Mind blown! 🤯

Mikhail: What is the job of the jihadists called?
Esha: It's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: You two must be having such job too. You two keep blowing my mind!

Zayn: Now I'm in paradise with uncle Osama and my 72 virgins. Wanna get your 72 virgins too? Join the blow job gang now! Apply now!
Yurik: Yes! I need my 72 waifus! Time to have a blow job!

by Beethovena May 5, 2020

hammer blow

verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis
She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!

She got smart with me and I hammer blown the bitch!

by unklesatan March 19, 2017

Mortal Blow

Attempt to stick your arm up your anus just before climax to receive maximum stimulus to the g-spot

Mortal Blow don't try it alone, unless you have the ER on speed dial ;)

by qalimera December 6, 2017

blow birds

to smoke weed

Dude lets get the band together and blow birds

by gridgator May 20, 2016

blow waffle

When a group of people scream "BLOW WAFFLE" at someone and then throw a bunch of syrupy waffles at them

Group: BLOW WAFFLE

person: ahhhh!!! Mother fucker got syrup in my eye

by Warm_milk April 20, 2016

dog blow

When you are hitting from behind and your friend is getting his dick sucked simultaneously

Let's dog blow this bitch

by Stikcler January 6, 2017

Blow Hole.

Blow Hole: yes, a blow hole is a hole mostly found in sea mammals. No, it does not involve an action or a doing, it is just what it is, a blow hole, the blow hole of a whale can "expand and contract" or "contract or expand" either way it changes size, every so often, at will (so watch out!)

Yes, we do blow on those things, think of a trumpet or a tuba, like really, really, really loud!

No, i don't have anything nice to say about the "blow hole" other than, it happens.

"clean your "Blow Hole." you putz!"

"i trumpet thee oh "Blow Hole." nor a flower nor a nose, a whale, a whale, no less, but a whale!"

"at that moment in time, it was only a whale that could save that man! Watch out for the "Blow Hole" was the last thing he remembered. "

by good attention September 3, 2013