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flat battery

When somebody starts off fixing a headlight but then you realize your dash is taken apart. You’re fixin a flat battery
Did you see Damon fixin the blinker fluid!!! Total flat battery!!
by ashHaL1087 November 23, 2022
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Turkey Blaster

To transfer 2 cups of fudge from mouth to ass. Doing this in reverse is known as the Reverse Turkey Blaster (but real fudge must be used, otherwise its a psuedo-reverse turkey blaster, yes with lower case).
We were up all night turkey blastin'.
That dude is a prime Turkey Blaster candidate.
by Masked Sombrero January 13, 2023
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Cousin Blaster

When a country person has sex with their cousin
I just found out Linda had sex with her uncle.. what a cousin blaster
by McBlaster February 11, 2023
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low battery power

20% battery or less
Low battery power on your phone can automatically turn on battery saving mode, or when the low battery alert appears, you will have to turn battery saving mode on manually.
by bluestinger66 May 7, 2023
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Noodle blaster

Theres a dirty noodle blaster trespassing onto my property! His porch monkey cousins are with him in skimasks!
by Noodle Blaster May 7, 2023
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Baghdad battery

When one partner lays on the floor while the other partner squats over their head. As they take their stance, the "bottom" partner then tases the "top" partner right in the butthole.
While the power was off last night, we decided to lighten the mood with a good 'ol fashion Baghdad battery!
by NoMoreShabuShabu May 13, 2023
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skatter-batter

a gay man who likes to have sex in order to get shit dick (poop on dick)
tim: gary is a skatter-batter he likes to fuck till he gets shit on his dick
by equus bellum May 29, 2023
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