Meat and Beat Talk

A way in which men communicate with each other when not in the presence of females.

Covering topics such as but not limited to: jerking off, taking a shit, squirting competitions, etc, etc...

Randy and I had a fulfilling meat and beat talk this evening.

We had a lively discussion covering the advantages and disadvantages of jerking off into a sock before bedtime.

by ravenwood2011 October 20, 2011

Just shapes and beats

Just shapes and beats is a game based on synced music and movement of a small blue cube that the "player" plays as.

The objective of this game is to dodge any pink/red objects until the music is over, your "cube" Will lose pieces of itself every time you are touched, if all pieces are lost, the music will rewind back until the last checkpoint you made it to, if you are in a BOSS FIGHT, there will be NO checkpoints, which will also mean that if you lose all your 6 pieces you will have to start all over again.

While navigating the Level Select, you will have to jump bounce and dodge obstacles to continue the game, there are around 6 BOSS FIGHTS in total so far.

I am hoping that for anybody who does not understand what "JUST SHAPES AND BEATS" (aka: JSaB) will kindly take consideration to let this Urban Dictionary post make it to the quite empty page that you get when you type the name of this word.

"Wanna play some Just shapes and BEATS? I've heard it's now 4 player"

"Wanna play some JSaB? I've heard it's now 4 player"

by Blixer Waifu February 24, 2020

assault and beat-ery

The act of secretly tricking another person into swallowing your seman.

Cindy: "Oh! This chocolate mousse is delicious, Dave! How do you make it"
Debra: "Yeah, Dave, what is your secret?"
Dave; "Oh, I'll show you guys sometime!" (Aside: "Right after I jack a couple fresh loads, you little bimbos!)"

Kirby: "Hey Mike, have you committed assault and beat-ery?"
Mike: "Oh yeah."
Kirby: "Really? When?!"
Mike: "How's that ham and swiss with mayo treating ya?"
Kirby: (Spiting) "You sick fuck!!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 4, 2010

Beat up torta

Refers to a female that shows up to the bar with a crapton of make-up on, usually with a halter top and ready to hook up with any guy around. Usually has the female version of a wingman around in case the freaky deaky happens.

Man, look at those beat up tortas ready for action. We don't even have to buy them a drink.

by DoctorFeelgood April 28, 2009

beat my meat

To Masturbate, Jack off, choke your chicken

"what you doin?"

"Beatin my meat"

by Michael Hawkins April 8, 2005

Meat, Beat & Skeet

A slang word for masturbation. Very discreet to use in Bronxville, as nobody there knows what the fuck it means...

Peter: Bobby, your such a Jew
Bob: Why don'tcha go Meat, Beat & Skeet?
Paxton: WTF are you talking about?

by DoodooMan December 27, 2007

Cracked off the beat

A gaming culture term, referring to when one possesses skill of the utmost caliber, usually in reference to when someone performs a skillful task in an FPS. Similar to the term cracked, but one level higher.

Did you see FUAD clutch that 1v3 on Dust II yesterday? He's cracked off the beat bro!

by Narakgar September 8, 2019