Being an orthodox Jew (Jerry curls, stupid hats and all) and committing the act of making a complete U-turn, simultaneously stopping traffic from both directions while you look through your coke bottle glasses to see what the hell you are doing.
"Holy crap dude, you see that moron...he's u-turning in the middle of traffic!!"
"No dude look at the curls and hat, he's making a Jew-turn"
"No dude look at the curls and hat, he's making a Jew-turn"
by Turtle494 March 07, 2008
Adam owed me $22.15. I was surprised when he only gave me $20 until he reminded me that he used jew rounding.
by jogro123 November 13, 2012
by Awesome child May 29, 2010
by lil mc cheesy May 02, 2008
by Canvaslander July 27, 2023
(n.)- when a Jewish woman and a Hispanic man love each other very much and have a baby....aka- how to make a Jewish mother go fucking insane.
"Hey mom, I'm dating a Hispanic guy."
"Well, he better be Jewish too."
"No, our kids will just be Hispanic-Jews."
"--------"
"MOM ARE YOU BREATHING?"
"Well, he better be Jewish too."
"No, our kids will just be Hispanic-Jews."
"--------"
"MOM ARE YOU BREATHING?"
by Marky Panda July 02, 2013
1. noun- Hook nose Jew clown who strives to get the latest Dior Homme, at any price/sexual favor. Can be usually found in nearest fast food joint, or watching Jerry Springer at 12am on random couch. Also see: Matthieu
by hellsly May 04, 2008