thotistical nerd

to think walk sleep act and speak like a thot but look like a nerd

"That bitch got all A's... but she always got her buttons opened so her breasts show... what a thotistical nerd"

by h8tersk8ter67 May 8, 2015

cactus nerd

Any person with an obsessive interest in the study, collection, propagation and/or taxonomy of cacti and succulents, and possessing the ability to discuss and/or argue, ad nauseum, the finer points of each and every plant, while citing the latest peer-reviewed research.

Only a cactus nerd would travel 500 miles to look at that spiny stick.

by Johnny Cactus May 13, 2015

Band Nerd

Someone who loves band... Usually has friends in band but they most likley play the same instrument as them. Band Nerds usually are in school band or small ensembles However, their is a HUGE difference between Band Geeks and Band Nerds, Band Nerd is usually an insult...

That Band Nerd always has her flute with her

by EmilyRose2001 July 17, 2015

Nerd Duel

A common way of settling disputes (usually over obscure and trivial facts) between nerds. Each nerd is entitled to a Second, who will watch the battle with a phone at the ready. The two nerds will argue their points using their expansive knowledge of random facts, and the best nerd will win. If they come to a standstill, the Seconds will fact-check/research using their phones and assist their partners.

A: Star Trek is clearly superior to Star Wars.
B: No way! Star Wars is without a doubt better.
A: Is that so? Nerd duel!!

by SchoonerLooner July 10, 2016

worm nerd

A type of person who is willing to fulfill a task properly. Try hard, reminds the teach about homework, doesn't let fellow classmates copy work, needs to chill.

"Bro, don't be a worm nerd! Let me see your paper!"

by Stubbs November 19, 2016

Nerd handcuffs

When you have a electronic device in your hands, usually hindering the person from doing any other activity other than use the device.

Joe: How was last night?
Henry: Pretty bad. I was in nerd handcuffs and couldn't eat or sleep at all. At least leveled up a bunch!

by theoneandonlykevar March 16, 2016

Band Nerd

Band nerds are kiddos who play in band, and more commonly are in marching band. They literally live in the band room; they ARE the band. Band nerd is seen to others as an insult, but is actually quite affectionate.

"Hey Jessie, how was your weekend?"
"Oh! It was great. I didn't have any free time since there was a competition on Saturday, and I practiced even though we wouldn't be using the music anymore. Speaking of practice, band is in 2 hours, I can't be late. Bye Lina!"
*as she walks away*
"Jesus, Jessie is SUCH a band nerd..."

by marchingbeans November 23, 2018