(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.
Use similarly to "John Doe".
Use similarly to "John Doe".
"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
by U735 December 11, 2021
Get the Jimmy Jerk-offmug. A male's way of describing his horniness in semi-mathematical, yet retrofit, electric feel terms. Usually refers to how likely he is to spot women out in public places and "lust in his heart" after them, a la Jimmy Carter's notorious and groundbreaking interview in Playboy Magazine. Unlike "beer goggles," the Jimmy Carter Index refers to one's tendency to lust after co-workers, media figures, and "random passers by" in a non-inebriated state, during broad daylight.
"Dude, that new prescription for my contacts is really freaking me out cuz I'm seein' tits and ass where they shouldn't even exist--I'm running high on the Jimmy Carter Index!"
by Solanas69 February 24, 2019
Get the Jimmy Carter Indexmug. by Fnaf and nods November 14, 2020
Get the jimmy neutron boimug. A term used for satisfaction or approval of an outcome in daily life. Usually used to end a conversation. Jimmy is used for a general name to informally address any male.
by Beekay2124 September 8, 2016
Get the Slick Nuts Jimmymug. If you're actually seeing this, it means I succeeded in life. I will now go submit myself to the anti-Christ, as I have reached my end life goal. Thank you.
"Yo dude! You look like a soggy sock!"
"I know!"
"Lettuce Mouth Jimmy is Autistic! He ate his desk last week!"
"I know!"
"Lettuce Mouth Jimmy is Autistic! He ate his desk last week!"
by JenniferJiz February 11, 2019
Get the Lettuce Mouth Jimmymug. When Jim let's Vinny suck on his ballsack and nut inside of him.. resulting in an unplanned pregnancy that neither one was ready for.
by Themanhoff October 26, 2022
Get the Jimmy James Jrmug. by Jagg1999 July 18, 2016
Get the the full jimmy cartermug.