Square Cornered

When a tree overhanging a road is hit by an 18 wheeler or other large vehicle. Named for the 'square corner' it leaves in the tree. Can also be used as a verb for someone who wants to have roadside objects removed.

Whoa dude, your tree got totally square cornered, it looks like shit!!

by Mgamerz June 23, 2010

wearing square glasses

wearing square glasses means you get 0 bitches. you have no game. honestly gravity pulls more bitches than you.

emily: “ew nicholas is wearing glasses. he must get no bitches”

nicholas: “hey you wanna go on a date”

suzy: “ew no you’re wearing square glasses”

by ihaveshortnails May 22, 2022

Square Root

When something is already hella small and you raise it by a half

"what is the square root of fuck trump?"

"Idk man, something really small."

by [e-mail] February 14, 2017

Square dick

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by Trialscarries February 14, 2018

madd squared

When you are extremely mad (look up madd too)

Teacher: Can I see you after class?
Kid 1: Umm... Ok?
Kid 2: Hey dude wat did u do?
Kid 1: Idk this teacher makes me madd squared!
Kid 2: True that!
Teacher: STOP TALKING!

by me! duh! February 26, 2009

dork squared

This is something shared between Seth and Sarah that will never fade away. It's our form of being so insanely awesome that even the geeky things we do are considered phenominal in the eyes of society. It kept our relationship together over a year and a half time span of not seeing or being able to speak to eachother. DORKS RULE!

"Sarah, you are like... a huge dork."
"Yeah. Well, so are you! We can be dorks together."
"hahahahaha ok"
"WE CAN BE DORK SQUARED!"

(that's how it started for those of you who are wondering)

by Sarah E. Scott-Salcedo December 14, 2008

square

(n). Someone who lives in fear of rules that they won't attempt to understand.

My boss is such a square, doesn't make any decisions, that you'd think his job was to relay his own orders from above and I feel like rather going to his boss for help.

by arf79 August 27, 2024