joke vulture

When you tell someone a joke you made up and then they start telling it and say they made it up

Wyatts a joke vulture every joke I've ever told him he's stolen

by Pimpin' Ryan May 3, 2017

JOKE

Your love life

Your love life is a joke.

by Jakeslayer September 12, 2022

e-joke-ulated

When a dude spends a really long time having sex with a chick and at the end he barely ejaculates at all, providing a disappointing ending for the girl.

Dude, I was watching a porn that was an hour long and at the end when she was on her knees he e-joke-ulated. She looked disappointed.

by somerandomguy59 April 28, 2010

You got jokes

What someone says when theyre losing a joke session

John: u eat ice cream for breakfast everyday thats why u large as shit

Joe: you got jokes

by tweenthroughherlegs November 6, 2023

Ross the joke

Making a funny joke not funny

Guy 1: What idiot called it erectile dysfunction and not ballzhiemers?
Guy 2: Actually, erectile dysfunction has nothing to do with the balls.
Guy 1: Why do you have to Ross the joke?

by Ainsleysommers December 21, 2018

Urban Inside Joke

A word or term submitted by people on Urban Dictionary that usually revolves around a person or thing that very few people other than the submitter actually know about, with said word or term often having a definition that does not accurately or effectively explain what it actually is to people who have never heard of such a thing before

The huge amount of urban inside jokes is fucking irritating.

by Unrealistic Trap-like Pervboi February 1, 2018

Mariya Joke

Super unfunny joke told by people called Mariya. They seem to tell the worst jokes while failing to realise no one finds it funny. Their jokes start off bad but progressively get worse and worse the more they tell them.

That was a Mariya Joke.

by W . W February 8, 2024