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Child Snatcher

a soul entity discized as a wooden chair that its only purpose in this reality is to lure and confine childern to be scrambled and ingested into the entity to reproduce and create exact coipes of itself. This entity will only exist in you lonesome reality once you learn of its exact intent which I have stated in the past paragraph.
Child: Mum, why is there a chair sitting outside my window?

Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher

Son: What's that?

Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.
by you must run chilld run now April 25, 2023
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Empty Child

The Empty Child Is A Child With A Gas Mask Fused To His Face, Who Constantly Asks For His Mummy, The Origin Of The Gas Mask Plague Of WW2 And The Main Antagonist Of The Doctor Who Series 1 Two Parter, The Empty Child And The Doctor Dances.
Empty Child: Are You My Mummy?

Random Man: No, What Are You On About?
by I Have W2S Disorder October 31, 2021
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Holographic Child

An alien pencil case from an unknown location. Usually consists of a prismacolour/holographic texture and insides made of pens, pencils, glues, highlighters, etc.
The Holographic Child belongs to Jesus and came when he descended from heaven.
by Quicksand Boy January 20, 2018
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Child

P1:oh look how cute my lil brother is
P2: dont you meant lil shit
P2: he is a boy of a demon child
by Himynameisbleebloop December 13, 2020
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Sweet Summer Child

Someone naive, or someone assuming something will be easy due to lack of experience.
Person 1: Getting a job will be the easy part

Person 2: Oh you sweet summer child-
by FunkyF0rk November 29, 2023
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reverse child support

When you have a child with someone, and the person with the child send, loans, or gives money to the other party. Instead of recieving child support, they do.
Jennifer- I have to send Mark some more money, he's up to his neck with bills this month, and Jr. wants to stay with him this weekend.

Stefany- Why do you insist on paying that man reverse child support, cut him off!

Jennifer- I can't, he's my man, and I love him.
by sleepercell28 August 15, 2011
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Man-child

Lori’s husband is a man-child.
by Shlomo Schwartz August 1, 2021
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