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wet luigi

to lick the tract of land betwix the scrotum and anus.
i will give you $5 for a wet luigi
by brother aaron June 6, 2004
mugGet the wet luigimug.

wet bagel

I heard you gave your girlfriend a wet bagel last night.
Ohh, she just got wet bageled!
by mediacrazy July 10, 2010
mugGet the wet bagelmug.

Wet William

In the same family as its cousin the 'wet willy,' the Wet William is the act of punching your junk while your significant other is sound asleep, maneuvering your near-ejaculating penis up to their ear, and busting your load.
Oh that? I was bored and you were asleep, so I had no choce but to deliver you a plentiful load of Wet William.
by 1as2sy3la4 January 12, 2011
mugGet the Wet Williammug.

wet towels

A phrase originating in the online Steam community, most notably Team Fortress 2. It is noted for being a random exclamation, but is also the only word in the English language which is simultaniously an adjective, an adverb, an interjection, a noun, a verb, a conjunction, an article, a pronoun, a cardinal number, and two words.
Grimson: lol, that gun is Wet Towels! (Adjective)
Jiggs: I know, I wrap it in Wet Towels (Noun)
Grimson: I bet it shoots Wet Towelsly (Adverb)
Mikha: Wet Towels! (Interjection)
Jiggs: I have Wet Towels knife too! (Article)
Nuckpang: Lol, let's Wet Towels them! (Verb)
Grimson: Mmmmm, Wet'owels (Contraction)
Mikha: Wet Towels agrees with your sentiment (Pronoun)
Jiggs: To be Wet Towels not to be! (Conjuction)
Mikha: But how many Wet Towels? (Two Words)
Jiggs: Wet Towels (A Cardinal Number)
by Nuckpang March 22, 2008
mugGet the wet towelsmug.

wet burrito

As everyone knows, making a wet burrito is always a group activity. First, everyone cums on a blanket. Then the chosen party is rolled up tightly in said blanket burrito-style, and then everyone cums on the blanket again creating a wet burrito. In many circles this method of showing affection is held in high regard.
Jonny was feeling emo again and being a total whiney bitch about it. He got a little too depressive aggressive so we all decided to show him some love and gave him a wet burrito. It perked him right up!
by miss dizzy January 27, 2017
mugGet the wet burritomug.

is water wet

Water is not wet kcasper is a fuck tard-crowley
Is water wet
Kcasper-water is wet
Me-no you dipshit
by Tommy Foolery November 28, 2017
mugGet the is water wetmug.

Wet Vagina

Person: "Hello! I'm from the Mountain State, or Wet Vagina."
by Cumlumbus July 31, 2020
mugGet the Wet Vaginamug.

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