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Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.
Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”
by P.L.S January 31, 2019
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Doucher than a body wash

When your douchery goes past douchery. People will start to wish you were liven't at this point.
by john stromboli January 3, 2021
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Washed

The word "Washed" usually refers to someone's poor jokes or unfunny humor like Dad jokes.
Nathan, that was so unfunny. You are a washed guy.
by SEN1OR FR0G January 3, 2024
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Sausage Washing

The phrase "Sausage Washing" refers to where one man has intercourse with women or seeks to get his sausage washed.
Ashley got his 'Sausage Washing' in Bodmin
by TheCheeseMasher August 26, 2022
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Wash It All Away

a song by American heavy metal band Five Finger Death Punch, from their sixth studio album Got Your Six.
I'm wasting here
Can anyone
Wash It All Away?
I'm waiting here
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
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Egg Wash

Chantelle was busy eating a sausage, bacon and egg bap when the egg exploded all over her face and down her top into her bra. Sean quickly remarked that Chantelle had been given an egg wash.
by Captain Jugwash January 15, 2009
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popularity washed

Matt just made up this dumbass word, idk what it means but if someone calls you popularity washed, that’s tuff… i guess?
Matt: bro stop being so popularity washed,
Who gives a fuck, it’s the gym

Gabe: what does that even mean

Noah: popularity washed💀
by Blackman2366 March 31, 2022
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