ball wash

Cleaning ones man part prior to the act of coitus as a courtesy. Aided with unique grooming products targeted at such tender endeavors.
Sara Cotter says, “I won’t even consider looking at the thing until you use ball wash to ball wash your bits”.
by Katizzle January 28, 2021
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identity washing

The process of allowing newly obtained information, over a period of time, to change your beliefs in such a way that are you no longer capable of seeing differently than your beliefs.
After graduating from college, it was clear to her friends that Karen had been identity washing herself; she would become enraged if you disagreed with her.
by The Sarcastic Republican September 30, 2020
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Texarkana Wash

Term used in the fire service to describe half ass washing the rig. Typically a Texarkana Wash involves half ass washing everything below the windows, only rinsing off the rear, and doing nothing to the front.
Firefighter 1: "Man we need to wash that pumper today as much as I don't want to"
Firefighter 2: "Let's put a Texarkana Wash on that bitch and call it good"
by Chachbag51 December 15, 2022
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pissure wash

Forcefully expelling urine to remove fecal matter from a toilet bowl left there by a previous depositor.
Dude 1: Wth, bruh! You left boo boo smears in my toilet

Dude 2; man, finish off that 40oz and go pissure wash that b@#%h
by Unklo April 01, 2016
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Washing the whistle

The action of plunging a hose down a urethra to clean out the unwanted fecal excrement
Its about time I got a good “washing the whistledone.
by Ayalanews89 August 22, 2019
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to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.
mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
by Sexydimma November 01, 2014
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Flannel Wash

An item that is used to simultaneously was your Anus, face and Vagina as the same time and is a modern take on hygienic washing.
Bekki hurt her leg at PT. She was struggling to walk so her log suffering boyfriend Leon offered to give her a flannel wash. He started from the bottom up to maximise hygiene.
by BadBoyFlannelMan November 26, 2024
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