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Belgian Waffle

A sexual act where a woman lays on her back and her male sexual partner climaxes on her exposed stomach. The male sexual partner then proceeds to hock a bloody and mucus-filled loogie on top of the excreted bodily fluids. The male sexual partner provides the woman with a fork for her to enjoy the excreted bodily fluids, also known as the Belgian Waffle.
Dude, I totally gave that chick a Belgian Waffle. She ate that mess up like she was starving!
by JGTLBB February 11, 2014
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Waffle Blue

A dark shade of blue most often applied to the common STD "Blue Waffle."
Britney- My favorite color is Waffle Blue!
Adoring Fan- Ewww, you have one?!
Britney- Huh?
by Assburgerzz? August 24, 2010
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Gourmet Waffles

A code word for "second base" when txting or talking
Maggie and I had gourmet waffles the other day.
by Nikeswoosh May 25, 2011
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Scuz Waffle

This term usually refers to the kid that no one in school wants to talk to because he hasn't bathed in three weeks. You can usually spot this person without having to get too close to smell them by noting their old heavy metal T-Shirts and stupid ass look on their face. They pride themselves on underachievement and playing air guitar in class instead of trying to better themselves. They serve no real purpose in life except to keep people in need of good organs on the waiting list longer than they should. Someone should really pass a law that says we can harvest them.
"You know, looking back on all the assholes from high school, I think it's safe to say that Tim and George were real scuz waffles."
by KevoB April 21, 2009
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waffle mugger

(verb) to shove waffles in ones anus. that eat it out with no hands
frank and pat did some "waffle mugging" later that day

dude, "waffle mugger" is fucked up
by faggenspackle December 21, 2008
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nigga waffle

When a nigga turns into a waffle
"Man that nigga done turned into a nigga waffle"
by Brycen9117 September 19, 2018
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Dick waffle

A crazy red head barista who loves a good ole fashion dicking
Did you hear about Jenna dick waffle last night
by chinquay September 17, 2019
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