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Ur Gramps has cramps

This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.
Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.

Timmy: Guess what

Johnny: what fag

Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*
by Filopthe69th March 14, 2018
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Ur mom gæ lol

Ur mom gæ lol is one of the most hurtful insult. It just wants you to commit deathpacito
Mohamed: u lookin extra gay today

Mario: oh yeah? Well your mom gæ lol.
Mohamed: AHHHHHH *gets killed by army*
by Cum_inmy.ass October 1, 2020
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National ur mom day

November 16 is National ur mom day. You have to reply with “ur mom” to everything. And if you don’t…you’re not very swag
Jimmy: hey what’s up Chris?
Chris: ur mom
Jimmy: what?
Chris: oh it’s National ur mom day

Jimmy: oh
by lolbopxd November 15, 2022
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i fucked ur dad

the insult of all insults to make any grown man cry
this insult is so severe that it has been known to give people panic attacks and put people in comas, and in some cases even death
todd: how was your day
larry: i fucked ur dad
todd: {instant coma}
by lanky nonse 68 September 24, 2021
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Ur drunk go home

Alternative variation: Ur drunk go to bed

Phrase used when someone who is more often than not, not actually under the influence of alcohol, but who's interjection into a conversation is unwelcomed and irrelevant.
Bob: Hey Bob how is Alice's doing? Sorry does she prefer Alice or Allison?

The other guy whose name also happens to be Bob: Either is fine she's easy like that. Yeah she's doing good thanks for asking. Yeah. Well, actually she's not great to be honest, I don't know why I felt I couldn't tell you. The chemo doesn't seem to be working. I'm not sure...well...I mean..we're looking into different-

Russell: What about my wife? I'm not even married dude.

Both Bobs: Ur drunk go home Russell.
by Jim Bond December 17, 2022
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ur non existant gma

it just really means that your grandma is dead
Person:Ur MoM

You: ur non existant gma
by Er!cA-A December 8, 2021
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Ur mum megtra gae

The final stage of "Your Mum Gae" Ur mum megtra gae
I said to my friend "ur Mum gae" he said "ur mum megtra gae"
by ultra gae September 26, 2019
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