toolbagass

A person who shoves things up their rectum in order to cover up their aspergers and appear more like a tool at the same time.

Matt is a toolbagass.

by jrbennyboy October 13, 2011

tool

Paul Ryan

narcissistic blow-hard who believes he's awesome and most people think he's an asshat-called a tool because he is often used by others,knows it, but is just that desperate

by pamlib October 13, 2012

Tool

A kid, ages 10-14 who bitches and cries at CoD because the kill wasnt "fair" and rages at others,calling everyone a faggot, to seem cool.

James, that kid calling everyone a faggot because he was killed is a great example of a tool.

by Mr.T1R2O3L4L5 June 15, 2013

tool

Something used to fix things.
Something that makes things easier.
Something that is also used to break things.

I was hoping that tool would aid me in the repair.
I was hoping that tool would make my life easier.
That wrecking ball is a huge tool and will destroy everything in it's path.
Be careful which tool you choose, the ones made of tin (der) are usually pieces of shit who have similar qualities of a fuckboy, sewage, garbage, drool, feces, sludge, quicksand, volcanoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, monsoons and tidal waves.

by PineappleJuice February 21, 2015

tool tuesday

Tool tuesday a hoe's third day of the week. Hoes often send nudes with "#tooltuesday".

Also see: wankwensday

John: Carly what day is it ; )
Carly: ummm tuesday. OMG here you go john I forgot tool tuesday
Carly: *snaps nude* #ToolTuesday :P

by John+Carly March 8, 2017

Doosh Tool

Someone who act like a idiot or homo

Billy is a Doosh Tool

by C March 7, 2003

giga tool

a person who upholds Tool (see tool) like qualities to an extreme extent.

stephen: hey you know what we cant be project partners any more but im still gonna use the matirial you came up with to my own advantage.

mo: wow your such a fucking giga tool now when is it that you want me to drive my fist into your anus?

by mauricio torres December 28, 2005