Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!

"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"

by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023

Toast

Ginger, very fat, racist and gets angry

Your having a toast moment right now

by Lukemem March 21, 2023

Zombie Toast

To be so intoxicated on either barbiturates. (usually zany bars) or to be up on a 2 to 5 day meth binge. Just to realize that you have been standing on your feet for days an more than likely in the same spot.That’s all you can do is stand, it’s the only thing that makes sense, it doesn’t matter how bad your lower body hurts. It doesn’t matter how many times those with you tell you to sit you just can’t seem to come up with a good enough reason even though sitting down makes sense because yeah you are aware of the throbbing of your now swollen legs and ankles and the throbbing of your toes but to sit you just can’t because you have became zombie toast that’s past stuck and one piece of bread past buttered..

Holy shit did you see Jim’s legs. He had been standing on them for 8 days. He wouldn’t sit down holy shit he had to have been in some sort of zombie state he was zombie toast….

by Somhumbled_slumman85 February 4, 2023

toast p p'ed

hurting yourself in any way that results in injury.

I fell down the stairs and got toast p p'ed

by taty2 face zombie March 28, 2025

Ghetto Toast

A couple of pieces of bread and some maple syrup, to save money on all the ingredients necessary for french toast.

"What did you have for breakfast this morning?"
"Just a couple of eggs and some ghetto toast. I don't know how I'm gonna pay my rent!"

by Publius0987 April 13, 2025

Toast

1: Cooked bread, often from a toaster.

2: A state in which you are in very big trouble. This word is now replaced with cooked.

1: I love to eat toast every day!

2: We are so toast.

by really bored guy June 2, 2025

Belgian Toast

The act of dipping your penis in someone's beer when they're not around to see it.

While some say it is slightly unhygienic, others counter that the beer kills any bacteria.

(This phrase might be a local Australian, or local British phrase)

Bruce gave Dave a classic Belgian toast when he left to talk to a girl.

by bigstrayan June 8, 2025