by KSB_in_sd January 20, 2025
Get the physical landmug. by Unidentifiable boob job May 22, 2020
Get the Land boatmug. A term created by Asia-based online shopping portal Tarazz.com. It stands for the final fixed price that buyers will pay for their items at their merchants’ site, inclusive of shipping charges and taxes and duties. Through their patented technology, Tarazz.com is able to provide full-landed prices in local currencies on their partner's product pages, saving users the hassle of having to calculate these factors on their own.
Merchants' Price: US$34.99 +
Shipping & Handling: US$6.06 +
Sales Tax: US$3.39 +
= Full Landed Price of US$44.44 (approx SGD$65.32)
Shipping & Handling: US$6.06 +
Sales Tax: US$3.39 +
= Full Landed Price of US$44.44 (approx SGD$65.32)
by MADNESS! April 27, 2009
Get the full landed pricemug. A sexual endeavour between two people, a Moon Landing occurs when one person is on their hands and knees, whilst another gets behind them; normally a position know as doggy or doggy style.
Before the person at the rear enters the person on there hands and knees, they spread talcum powder (or similar dry powdery product) over the bum cheeks and bum hole of the person on all fours.
As the person at the rear is preparing to "land" (enter the other anally with a penis or strap on toy or whatever they both should wish) they say in a walkie talkie voice "*walkie talkie break* landing in T minus 10 seconds!". They then start counting down from 10 (still in walkie talkie voice if they should choose) slowly thrusting their hips forward at a pace which would allow them to "land" at the count of zero.
As the person counting gets to 2, the person on all fours pushes a fart out, ideally sending the dry powder into the air simulating the moment at which the capsule landed during the official moon landing and the small thrusters sent moon dust flying.
At the point at which the rear person enters the person on all fours, the person on all fours may wish to proclaim "this is one small step for man" to which the person at the rear should respond "one giant leap for man kind"
Before the person at the rear enters the person on there hands and knees, they spread talcum powder (or similar dry powdery product) over the bum cheeks and bum hole of the person on all fours.
As the person at the rear is preparing to "land" (enter the other anally with a penis or strap on toy or whatever they both should wish) they say in a walkie talkie voice "*walkie talkie break* landing in T minus 10 seconds!". They then start counting down from 10 (still in walkie talkie voice if they should choose) slowly thrusting their hips forward at a pace which would allow them to "land" at the count of zero.
As the person counting gets to 2, the person on all fours pushes a fart out, ideally sending the dry powder into the air simulating the moment at which the capsule landed during the official moon landing and the small thrusters sent moon dust flying.
At the point at which the rear person enters the person on all fours, the person on all fours may wish to proclaim "this is one small step for man" to which the person at the rear should respond "one giant leap for man kind"
by J.Clemintine February 6, 2025
Get the Moon Landingmug. The first area in HyperRogue. Known for being really fucking boring. Utilizes a heat gimmick that retarded Icewolves can be messed up with.
Guy 1: Alrighty, just quartered Icy Land. Time to find another area.
Three random fucking Yetis that spawned at once:
Three random fucking Yetis that spawned at once:
by FlumberFan9448 September 9, 2023
Get the Icy Landmug. by Goomba420 April 5, 2023
Get the Anne Landmug. Klan Land - Formerly known as the United States of America!that is run by the (future) corrupt white supremacist permanent president Donald J. Trump! A 6 to 3 consevative rubber stamp supreme court. Where rednecks from the South have free reign to rome the land with AR15's and kill, oppress, and denigrate any non white community with impunity with no consequenses!
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Damn! Trump is now president forever! Time to get your AK 47's ready for this is now a Trump Klan Land
Damn! Trump is now president forever! Time to get your AK 47's ready for this is now a Trump Klan Land
by supergflexxx October 1, 2020
Get the klan Landmug.