biscuit monger

A small mean person who steals biscuits.

That person is a total biscuit monger.

by paenacali October 5, 2013

CUM BISCUIT

WHEN WESTSIDE KIDS CUM ON A BISCUIT AND FEED IT TO A TEACHER

LETS FEED MRS. FUCKCUNT A CUM BISCUIT IN COOKING CLASS, ITS A SALTY SNACK

by BIG DAMON June 8, 2018

Arse-Biscuit

A term used when playfully or seriously intending to insult someone. Usually a person who has done the user wrong.

Arse-Biscuit!

C'mon man, I'm not that bad!

by Bizarre Key April 25, 2017

Bleach biscuits

Describes the aroma of 1-3 day old sperm mixed with dirty laundry

I walked into my 16 year old brothers room and the place smelled like bleach biscuits stink jizz cum
spunk

by thickburger17 June 10, 2016

Fancy Biscuit

Icing-like jizz covering the backside roll of a muffin top on a loafy ass; often resulting from abruptly pulling out from doggy-style mid-ejaculation.

Used as a verb...
Dude1: "Did you donkey punch her?!"
Dude2: "No, but Fancy Biscuited that ass!"

by Encyclopedia BriDanicaPatrick August 26, 2016

biscuit weed

Biscuit weed is some almost reggie meaning some not so good good.

This some of that biscuit weed.

by Goldie Elizabeth June 12, 2008

ketchup biscuit

the sister term to "sticky biscuit," a group of period-synced cunts rub out their mentrual blood simultaneously over a biscuit, the cunt with the least amount of flow must eat the biscuit ('least flow eats the dough')

Sally: What do you cunts want to do this evening?
Kaitlyn: How about we play ketchup biscuit since our cycles have now synced?
Sally: That's a fantastic idea.

by jizzjesusgodtitties69 October 20, 2018