Fake News

i) a declaration or response to a true statement or factual article which one finds unflattering, incriminating or is something they didn’t want you to know

The the reeports that I cant spel eazy werds are FAKE NEWS folks.

I’ve never met Putin. Don’t know the man. Anyone that says otherwise is spreading fake news.

by Merriamm Webster May 14, 2018

fake friends

A piece of human garbage. He's rude,offensive, and has no sense of emotion. He may have a lot of friends but they aren't really there for him. He will screw you over as much as he wants because he gives zero fucks about your feelings. If you give him a chance he will screw you over again and again. if your in relationship with this fake friend GET AWAY WHILE YOU CAN. He should be thrown into the depths of earth and burn alive. Know your worth because you are worth way more then what this fake friend treats you as. If your scared to be alone don't be reach out to other people who has been through what you did . My fake friend hit me,lied to me,lied about, stole money from me etc. It took me a long time to cut him off because of our history. But trust e IT WAS FOR THE BEST

Aqua: I don't to hang out with you and yoru fake friends
Asia: Wdym by fake friends?
Aqua: They use you for your money and treat you like garbage
Asia: They're just going through some stuff
Aqua: STOP MAKING EXCUSE FOR THEM ASIA

by norunninginmylobby July 3, 2019

Fake-0

(n) A car that looks like a cop car, but is not.
Brings a great deal of relief.

"Dude slow down!! The 5-0 is right behind us!"
Oh, dude, you mean that Dodge Charger? That's totally a Fake-0, we're all good.

by Raaayvend June 5, 2011

Fake Plumber

Someone who only does air conditioning plumbing not real plumbing

Jesse is a fake plumber he does air conditioners, he doesn't install toilets.

by smithypiejohn September 6, 2018

Fake couple

Two people who act like they are in a relationship for the gain or for the attraction they are missing.

James: I don't have a girlfriend and need love and cuddles
Sunny: me too but I don't want too date you. I don't like you like that
James: then let's be a fake couple

by Jkkk45 July 6, 2020

fake eyebrows

Giannas eyebrows are Crayola. the creator of her eyebrow is her art teacher miss idan.

giannas fake eyebrows are fake miles' are not.

by fadsas August 11, 2014

fake money

Money that is never seen. Money that isn't real.

P1: We are now charging $300 more per month to each tenant at this apartment complex.
P2: "Oh it's all fake money. We will never see it. We just work here in the office."

by Sammy26 June 8, 2017