When a man french kisses a girl that he loves just after she engaged in some hardcore fellatio on a beach with his friend.
by Fatbanger September 6, 2010
Get the Dead Reckoningmug. (verb) The condition of one's limbs going limp, causing one to spontaneously fall to the ground from a standing upright position, as a dead fish would. This action follows someone directing the command "dead fish" towards an unsuspecting victim. The goal is to make the "dead fish" feel as awkward and embarassed as humanly possible.
"Wow, Kate Morris just got dead fished in front of the entire boys' soccer team. She looks like an idiot."
"I just got dead fished in front of the entire mens' lacrosse team. I'm going to go kill myself now"
"I just got dead fished in front of the entire mens' lacrosse team. I'm going to go kill myself now"
by JP and Ariel August 29, 2008
Get the dead fishmug. One of the slang used by Gen-Z, which means something is so funny/hilarious that they are dead by laughing.
by Feroline August 18, 2021
Get the I'm deadmug. a horrible kissing technique.
To have someone stick their tongue in your mouth and not move it in any way despite your efforts to pash normally or adequately , they are giving you a dead fish -- or more commonly 'dead fishing you'.
expecting a kiss, but to have someone leave their tongue in your mouth like a dead fish, lifeless and still.
It is important to remember that the 'dead fish' is not done on purpose as a joke, but is done through lack of any technique. The person doing the 'dead fish' usually will blame it on being drunk or find other excuses to avoid embarrassment when being confronted.
To have someone stick their tongue in your mouth and not move it in any way despite your efforts to pash normally or adequately , they are giving you a dead fish -- or more commonly 'dead fishing you'.
expecting a kiss, but to have someone leave their tongue in your mouth like a dead fish, lifeless and still.
It is important to remember that the 'dead fish' is not done on purpose as a joke, but is done through lack of any technique. The person doing the 'dead fish' usually will blame it on being drunk or find other excuses to avoid embarrassment when being confronted.
by executive. January 13, 2011
Get the Dead Fishmug. The act of seeing something, thinking it's a dead bird, then realizing it is really dog shit and you have made a fool of yourself.
Molly: Oh my god! Is that a dead bird???
Mac: Where?
Molly: Right th- oh wait, it's poop.
Mac: Way to pull a Dead Bird, you fool.
Mac: Where?
Molly: Right th- oh wait, it's poop.
Mac: Way to pull a Dead Bird, you fool.
by greoee October 2, 2011
Get the Dead Birdmug. Semen that doesn't make babies.
by The Dwagonborn January 26, 2018
Get the Dead Milkmug. It means the long days of winter are over because the arch Angel Gabriel has slain the great demon Lord Shivery of Canada and thus leaving us in a new era of warm and cheer.
by Lord shivery December 27, 2015
Get the shivery is deadmug.