festive peanuts

A fat guy who thinks hes the shit 24/7

How are you doing man?
Im good thanks, Like always

Fuck hes a festive peanuts

by pussyslayer6969lol August 8, 2017

I smell like peanut butter

In video games being so sweaty that you start to smell like peanut butter. Coined by Miggitymaan while playing Tarkov/DayZ/ and Gang Beasts

I'm so sweaty, I smell like peanut butter...

by Miggitymaan June 1, 2022

Peanut

It is a Jake who likes sucking NUTS

Oi look over there that’s peanut

by USUjwna8 January 10, 2019

CH Peanut & Zentify1x

The worst Fortnite player in the history of Fortnite. He is so fucking terrible. He is just the worst. His mom can't pay rent, he doesn't have a mattress, his sister is ugly, did I mention it. HE'S ALSO ASS AT FORTNITE, THE WORST IN THE FUCKING WORLD. he is just so god damn terrible, he is the definition of a sellout. He's just a fucking dumb ass. DONT GET ME STARTED ON ZENTIFY1x, He is a wannabe Xyon1x, always on his dick. plus he has a shitty mic and a shitty pc. bro has a library computer PC

Law," Peanut and zentify, ur so ass"
Xyon," faxx, yall selling, get fucking better"

CH Peanut & Zentify1x are so ass

by Buggyflower88 December 7, 2021

Peanut

When you pee and nut at the same time.

I peanut in him/her.

by litmigi January 16, 2022

Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.

Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.

by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024

Peanut Butter Jelly Bomb

(Noun) - 2 oz Screwball Peanut Butter Whiskey with a Welch’s Grape Soda chaser. Note: the second swig of grape soda reactivates the experience!

Created by Krys Kilo and Gray Devio once upon a winter’s night in Feb, 2020.

Hey bartender, let me get a peanut butter jelly bomb...ASAP!

by Gray Devio February 7, 2020