Mountain Hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.

"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."

by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025

I finally Got The Mucusu Booger And Hook For Usu

I finally Got The Mucusu Booger And Hook For Usu

I finally Got The Mucusu Booger And Hook For Usu

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

off the hook

“Off the Hook” is slang for something crazy good, exciting, or wild; it can also mean being free from trouble or responsibility.

“That SuperBowl party was off the hook!”

by phoebebiancaaa September 10, 2025

Baiting the hook

Fingerbanging your girl then shoving the fingers up her nose.

I was baiting the hook with my girl last night. She was pissed.

by AtomicBlackZero May 25, 2022

Dirty Fish Hook

Curl your finger like a fish hook, stick it into someone's anus, and quickly pull it out.

Jen gave Jimmy a dirty Fish hook the other night, and his asshole hasn't been the same since.

by big_dirty_jimmy May 22, 2021

bitch hook

1) a weapon that looks much like a large, bloody fishing hook.
2) A disagreeable person.
2) a super hero in the AI super hero game.

C: hey, shut up!
D: you shut up! i'll slap you with a bitch hook!

C: going to the concert tonight?
D: nah, my mom's being a bitch hook.

C: so, did you get through the first level yet?
D: almost, but i don't know how The Bitchook is going to save Chartreuse Tambourine Gypsy !

by Tuesday Valentine September 7, 2008

pre hook

The period where two people flirt/tease each other. Pre hook could last for hours, days, weeks, not months.

Not to be confused with Pre-hook, the part in a song before the chorus.

"How's it going with you and that babe, is it a hook?" "Nah, we're only at the pre hook"

by MisterSil November 24, 2016