by Puscifer Spiceyweiner July 6, 2011

The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.
Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.
by Elfistothemagnifico March 29, 2023

fist-to-five
(noun or verb) : when you, instead of slapping "fives" you do a "fist bump" not to the other person's fist, but to their outstretched open-hand, awaiting "high-five"
(noun or verb) : when you, instead of slapping "fives" you do a "fist bump" not to the other person's fist, but to their outstretched open-hand, awaiting "high-five"
I was surpised when my brother hit me with a fist-to-five when I won the lottery, tellin' me he was cool with it.
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by McGaynus McGraysiffer July 14, 2014

Expressing disbelief.
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by Big D666 December 29, 2016
