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living dead beat

1. A song by the finnish heavy metal band Children of Bodom.
2. A person that hurts themself because they drink to much.
I broke my ribs while jumping off stage last night, because I was wasted on Jack Daniels and Jägermeister. I'm such a living dead beat!
by soilwork November 7, 2007
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Just shapes and beats

Just shapes and beats is a game based on synced music and movement of a small blue cube that the "player" plays as.

The objective of this game is to dodge any pink/red objects until the music is over, your "cube" Will lose pieces of itself every time you are touched, if all pieces are lost, the music will rewind back until the last checkpoint you made it to, if you are in a BOSS FIGHT, there will be NO checkpoints, which will also mean that if you lose all your 6 pieces you will have to start all over again.

While navigating the Level Select, you will have to jump bounce and dodge obstacles to continue the game, there are around 6 BOSS FIGHTS in total so far.

I am hoping that for anybody who does not understand what "JUST SHAPES AND BEATS" (aka: JSaB) will kindly take consideration to let this Urban Dictionary post make it to the quite empty page that you get when you type the name of this word.
"Wanna play some Just shapes and BEATS? I've heard it's now 4 player"

"Wanna play some JSaB? I've heard it's now 4 player"
by Blixer Waifu February 24, 2020
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assault and beat-ery

The act of secretly tricking another person into swallowing your seman.
Cindy: "Oh! This chocolate mousse is delicious, Dave! How do you make it"
Debra: "Yeah, Dave, what is your secret?"
Dave; "Oh, I'll show you guys sometime!" (Aside: "Right after I jack a couple fresh loads, you little bimbos!)"

Kirby: "Hey Mike, have you committed assault and beat-ery?"
Mike: "Oh yeah."
Kirby: "Really? When?!"
Mike: "How's that ham and swiss with mayo treating ya?"
Kirby: (Spiting) "You sick fuck!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 4, 2010
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Beat up torta

Refers to a female that shows up to the bar with a crapton of make-up on, usually with a halter top and ready to hook up with any guy around. Usually has the female version of a wingman around in case the freaky deaky happens.
Man, look at those beat up tortas ready for action. We don't even have to buy them a drink.
by DoctorFeelgood April 28, 2009
mugGet the Beat up tortamug.

beat my meat

"what you doin?"

"Beatin my meat"
by Michael Hawkins April 8, 2005
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Beat too capacity

Too describe a woman's make up as looking good! Or can be used to tell someone they look/dress nice. Can be used as just "beat" or "beat em'"
Giiiiiirl your beat too capacity!

His outfit is beat!
Girlfriend you beat em down, yess ya did.
by dabestever September 4, 2012
mugGet the Beat too capacitymug.

Meat, Beat & Skeet

A slang word for masturbation. Very discreet to use in Bronxville, as nobody there knows what the fuck it means...
Peter: Bobby, your such a Jew
Bob: Why don'tcha go Meat, Beat & Skeet?
Paxton: WTF are you talking about?
by DoodooMan December 27, 2007
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